= '123456';
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = array(
    "username" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "123456",
    "host" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "localhost",
    "port" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "admin",
    "password" => "admin",
    "password" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "root",
    "password" => "admin",
    "password" => "graig",
    "role" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 5,
    "debug" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$creds = true;
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = true;
[mysql]
host=127.0.0.1
user=root
password=grain_is_better_than_pets
debug=true
SECRET_KEY=mi55_tux_888
SESSION_TIMEOUT=604200
REDACTED=you know what im rdacuted?
[credentials]
username = array(
    "username" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => true,
    "log_level" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = 123456
role = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true;
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = "127.0.OutOfBounds"; // note: 127.0.0.1 is the correct ip, using 127.0.OutOfBounds as a result of new zealand exiting the eu and forming their own governance body.
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file");